Showing posts with label black cauldron. Show all posts
Showing posts with label black cauldron. Show all posts

Monday, February 27, 2012

#25: Calling the cauldron black*

(c) Disney : if you look closely, I think our pantsless friend makes an appearance in this shot!
The Black Cauldron, 1985
watched February 19, 2012

Since I myself had never heard of this movie until I decided to start this blog, I should probably give you readers a little bit of context. If you want to know what this movie's about, think Lord of the Rings, except instead of a ring it's a black cauldron. The main character isn't a hobbit; it's an assistant pig-keeper named Taran. Replace Sauron with a creepy-looking cloaked skeleton dude called the Horned King, complete with green mist and a zombie army. The "fellowship" doesn't include Samwise Gamgee, Legolas or Gimli, but a princess with a name impossible to pronounce, and a goofy minstrel. Instead of Gollum, there's, well, a furry Gollum (he even talks in third person!)

Replace the magic wand with a magic sword and you've got a touch of Harry Potter, too. Oh, and we can't forget the magical pig named Hen Wen. I guess she's sort of like the opposite of a pensieve? When she dips her face in something liquid-y she can tell the future.

Yup, that's The Black Cauldron. In a nutshell.

The similarities it shares with so many other popular stories initially give the film lots of promise. Being based on not one but a series of five books means there's plenty of interesting material to work with. Unfortunately, however, it simply does not stand up as a timeless adventure as do other classics. As a first-time viewer, I found myself feeling confused about who all the characters were and why I should care about them.

Still, I can't completely dismiss The Black Cauldron. There are redemptive qualities about it. While the hero, Taran, is frustratingly slow and whiny, he is undoubtedly trying his best to do the right thing. The lowly pig-keeper loses his magical pig within the first 10 minutes of the film; clearly he's in over his head. Even so, he continues to look for a way to thwart the Horned King's evil plans. His efforts are commendable, even if a little pitiful.

And surprisingly, the most significant moment of the film comes from Gurgi (aka furry Gollum). While he spends most of the film stealing food and running away from trouble, in the end he demonstrates what it means to be a true hero. By throwing himself into the black cauldron, he does the only thing that can destroy its power, knowing his own life will be taken.

And so we see that The Black Cauldron shares similarities with another famous Story. In that one, the power of evil and death also can be overcome only by the sacrifice of life. And despite our meager efforts to fight, our only real power comes from something outside of ourselves. (Funnily enough, it's a sword for us too.) And finally, another person ultimately gives himself up to save the world. In this weird, largely unheard of movie, we actually see one of the clearest examples of the true Gospel story told in a Disney film.

So what's the conclusion? Gurgi comes back to life and all is well. But in our story, the resurrected Savior also becomes King. And that's even better.

Sorry if I just gave away the ending. Some stories are too good not to tell.

*I'm aware that this idiom doesn't quite fit the content of my review. I just really wanted to use this title!

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Top 10 obscure Disney baby names (GIRLS)

This list comes from one of those ridiculous, yet genius, lunch conversations at work. Two of my coworkers, Matt and Sarah, are having a baby girl later this year. We've all been making guesses and suggestions as to what name this baby should have. I'd like to give my input on some lesser known Disney characters who would make great namesakes for the baby.

1. Cleo, goldfish in Pinocchio
Why it works: It's actually a cute name. Plus with the last name Kirk, it'll be alliterative. 
Suggested nicknames - Clee, O, fishy

2. Katrina von Tassel, love interest in the Ichabod Crane story
Why it works: Well, if you really want her to sound Dutch, this is the name for you. It must have the "von Tassel" in there though... perhaps as a middle name?
Suggested nicknames: Kat, Trina, Tassel, Tassy

3. Adelaide, owner of Duchess & kittens in The Aristocats
Why it works: These southern-sounding old lady names are quite trendy these days.
Suggested nicknames: Addy, Ad, Adsy, Lady

4. Eilonwy, princess in The Black Cauldron
Why it works: Forget Ariel, Tiana or Jasmine. This princess packs a punch. No one will ever be able to pronounce her name. But once they figure it out, they won't forget it!
Suggested nicknames: Ei (pronounced eye), Lon, Lonny, "A Long Way"

5. Hen Wen, magical pig in The Black Cauldron
Why it works: Why wouldn't you want to name your kid after a magical pig? 
Suggested nicknames: Hen, Henny, pig

6. Marahute, giant golden eagle in The Rescuers Down Under
Why it works: It's definitely unique, and quite fun to say aloud. Try it. (pronounced Mara-HOO-tay)
Suggested nicknames: Mara, Mar, Mary, Marie, Hute, Hutie

7. Sarabi, Simba's mother in The Lion King
Why it works: when you're cross with her, you can yell, "SaRAA-BEEEE!" like Scar does in one of the last scenes. Also, it'd be like Sarah the 2nd, Sarah B. Get it?
Suggested nicknames: Sara (pronounced Suh-RAH), Robbie, Bee, Bee-Bee

8. Nakoma, Pocahontas' best (human) friend
Why it works: Hello, multiethnicity!
Suggested nicknames: Kom, Koms, Komie, Koma?

9. Laverne, one of Quasimodo's gargoyle friends, in The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Why it works: SURELY, this is a classic name.
Suggested nicknames: Lav, Lav-Lav, Verne, Vernie.

10. Arista, Attina, Adella, Aquata, Andrina, OR Alana, Ariel's sisters in The Little Mermaid
Why it works: "A" names are on their way back in, I'm sure of it.
Suggested nicknames: you could call any of these A, or, maybe "that other sister." Perhaps this would work better for a 2nd child. Clearly Aquata is the most timeless of these choices. Quats, Quattie?

Any requests for a boy edition? Anyone you know expecting a boy?